Saturday, May 16, 2009

Daily Blog of Ways to Recycle Extra Buttons

  • Use them to replace buttons that have fallen off.
  • Place in soda: button soda!
  • Inexpensive Pog substitute, should you be transported back to 1993, but not have enough money to buy pogs.
  • Eyes for that rabbit that you will love with all of your heart, but accidentally leave behind when you finally leave the summer house; the loss will be both poignant and heart-wrenching, but you will have finally grown up.
  • Pennies for blind people. Blind people who also cannot feel, and so won't notice that it's not a penny, but a button. On second thought, don't do that.
  • Ballast for a hot air balloon. (Works best with buttons made of lead. Millions of buttons made of lead.)
  • Use like a magic eight ball: ask the button questions. "Not sure -- Ask again later."
  • If there is a drought, throw buttons into the air. It's raining buttons!
  • Use as an object of comparison in regards to relative cuteness.
  • Use it to replace part FG-1065 in a standard 2PD-0919 (hexagonal) socket.
  • Daddy is gone. But this button won't leave! This button is new Daddy!
  • Button Monopoly. Like normal Monopoly, but instead everyone fights over ownership of a big pile of buttons.
  • Hang a button on the wall. Now it's art. But, really, what is art? It's so subjective, man. It could be this button, because it's on the wall. That's what art is. But is it art when the button is in a craft drawer? What if it's on a jacket? In other words, use that button to BLOW SOME FUCKING MINDS.
  • Hold the 2009 Button Olympics. Categories include: Being Round, Number of Holes, 500m Relay, Shininess, and Couples Figure Skate.

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