Blog of Predictions About the Future!

• In the future, bloggers will rule the world like a race of kings. Unfortunately, non-bloggers will have developed horrific finger claws, capable of piercing iron. The battle between the two sides will be long and bloody. Unlike all other wars, history will be written not by the victor, but by the loser. In fact, too much will be written from the loser's perspective, and the non-bloggers will use their horrific finger claws to carve statues of iron depicting heroes from the other side; they will know no other heroes than the heroes the bloggers blogged about so incessantly.
• There is a 30% chance of rain tomorrow.
• Robots will have greater functionality than they currently do. In fact, technology in general will be more advanced in many various ways.
• Vermont will finally secede from the Union, taking with it the life-blood of democracy: Vermont Cabot Cheese. The United States of America as we know it will collapse.
  
• The ides of March will be uneventful, and you will barely notice it pass. Beware!
• Facebook and MySpace will join forces, creating a social networking site three times as powerful as either of the sites individually. The site, called FacebookMySpace, will send each user 10,000 emails a day detailing what his or her FacebookMySpace friends are currently doing. "Your friend Lauren is currently receiving an email from FacebookMySpace! Click here to log in to your account and see if she's read it yet!"
• Sol, the sun that this fueled Earth for so long, will turn into a Red Giant as its stores of hydrogen are almost completely consumed. Its outer layers will expand, pushing outward and consuming the Earth. Only bunny rabbits will be spared.