Blog of Ineffectual Bumper Stickers

• Vote No on Propositions That Attempt to Correct Flaws In Our Education System With More Standardized Tests Rather Than Rooting Out and Fixing The Underlying Ills
• Don't Use Arial When Helvetica Is Available
• Let's Tie The US Dollar to the Gold Standard Again
• Vote Walter Mondale in '84
• If You Love Someone Very Much, Ask Him/Her to Marry You
• Read Pamphlets
• Study Calculus
  
• Don't Think About Potato Chips
• Bury Treasure; Leave Elaborate Maps
• Don't Be Too Strict With Your Kids, But Don't Be Too Lenient Either. Basically, You Should Be A Parent To Them, Not A Friend.
• Bet On Horse Races
• REMEMBER
• Have You Had Any Vodka Today?