Blog of Away Messages

• I am currently away from the computer.
• If you are trying to chat with me, I am not chatting back. This is an automated response. Do not try to respond to it, or you will receive another automated response.
• Away.
• Sorry, stepped away for a moment. Please entertain yourself while you wait for me to return.
• Although my chat client is currently online, I am not using it. Why I left my chat client connected but walked away is beyond me.
• I am away. Genuinely away. This is not an away message posted just to make it seem like I'm away, because I don't want to talk to you. This is starting to sound suspicious, isn't it? Well, I'm away. For reals.
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• This Away Message was purchased from the Blog of Away Messages.
• There is no one here to respond to your messages. Please stop.
• OMG! Right?
• I am doing real-life stuff right now.