Ailments Created By Advertising Agencies Blog

• The horror of Not Enough Stripes on Your Socks
• Cutlery drawer not minty enough?
• Your eyes are slightly uneven. You should buy an Norelco Eye-Evener.
• Buy the Kneecap wizard and you'll never have to worry about Over-Bending again!
• Johnny could have been Mr. Popular...instead, he was Mr. Corner-of-the-Mouth-Crust!
  
• Hey there stinky eyebrows. If you plan on getting dates, you better take care of that oraculotosis: Get some deodorant for your eyebrows! Eye Spice Brand Eyebrow Deodorant will leave you with Navy-fresh eyebrows!
• Well, well, well. If it isn't young Tommy Thompson. Seems young Tommy is suffering from Non-Radial Hair Growth. Good thing you're living in the modern world...because we can fix it!
• Millie just couldn't understand why her boss kept ignoring her. If only someone had told Millie about her Aggressively Pronounced Cuticles!
• Over 40% of people suffer in silence from the affliction known as Overly Pigmented Small Intestine. Well, they don't have to suffer any longer.