Conspiracy Theory Every Day Blog

Pearl Harbor was actually attacked by the Germans. Why did they attack Pearl Harbor? Because they knew that, if the Axis won WWII, then Japan would totally come after Germany. So Germany decided to try to neutralize Japan while it totally conquered Europe. They were helped in their plan by the Ford Motor Company, which designed planes that look like Japanese planes, but if you look closely you'll notice that the cockpits were built to American specifications, not Japanese specifications. CONSPIRACY FACT.

The entire province of Manitoba is fake. It was designed on a Toronto soundstage in the 1950s so that Canada could avoid paying taxes. The entirely fictitious province soon became a convenient tax shelter for Canada's growing elite cadre of the super-wealthy. If you'll notice, nothing has ever been invented in Manitoba, and on the Canadian two-dollar bill it has a picture of Canada, including the Sea of Pegwyn, which lies between Saskatchewan and Ontario. In the following map, the sea, which has been replaced in most maps with "Manitoba," is colored red. The Sea of Pegwyn has been surrounded for ten miles around by helpful and polite signs that suggest "Please turn around, if you wouldn't mind. Manitoba is ahead. You can see it just fine from your television set. Please turn back, if you don't mind, or we'll shoot you." The only place lacking this sign is the south border of Minnesota (even North Dakota kow-towed to the powerful Canadian lobby). Admit it: you do not know anyone from Manitoba. If you do, I ask you this: is that person actually a seal or fish of some sort? CONSPIRACY FACT.

This blog is a plant by the US government to make other conspiracy theorists look bad. The ludicrous evidence, if you can call it that, for this conspiracy theory, or rather, conspiracy "silly", is that the blog is registered to the FBI, frequently updated from IP addresses located in the J Edgar Hoover Buildin in Washington, DC, and those who have submitted conspiracy theories that malign the government are often found drowned in the Sea of Pegwyn, aka Manitoba. CONSPIRACY CRAZY TALK THAT SHOULD BE IGNORED. MOVING ON,

Bill Maher was released by Coke to make Coke with High Fructose Corn Syrup seem better in comparison. CONSPIRACY FACT.

Duke Francois Anjou is likely amassing an army filled with the finest archers and pikemen the European continent has ever known. His likely target is the decently-regarded King Charles VI, who has recently threatened to remove Anjou's dukedom and offer it to a favored courtesan. CONSPIRACY FACT.

Belly buttons are the scars left over from when hospitals harvest your nutrient-rich navel, which hospitals sell in the black markets of China. A navel is believed by the Chinese to be a powerful grossodesiac, or item which weirds out those who think about it and are easily grossed out. If you want proof of this conspiracy, look no farther than your own stomach. CONSPIRACY FACT.