Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Daily Blog of Age-Old Debates, Settled.

Pancakes vs Waffles:
Winner: Waffles. The pockets allow better syrup retention.

Superman vs Flash:
Winner: Flash. Otherwise, what's the point of the Flash?

Boxers vs Briefs:
Tie. Boxer briefs are the winner.

Brown vs Board of Education:
Winner: Brown.

6 of One vs Half-a-Dozen Of the Other:
Half-a-Dozen wins in a photo finish.

Prospectors vs Phil Spector:
Winner: Phil Spector.

1996 Bulls vs 1927 Yankees:
The Bulls pull into an early lead, but after an unnecessarily sacrificed rook, the 1927 "Murderers' Row" Yankees are able to box in the Bulls queen using a bishop and two knights. Yankees win.

Bill Pullman vs Bill Paxton:
Winner: The audience.

Ketchup vs Catsup:
Winner: Mayonnaise.

Cats vs Dogs:
Winner: Dogs.

Fact vs Fiction:
Winner: Fiction.

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