New Aphorism A Day

• You can't make peanut butter without replacing butter.
• Even tornadoes are the result of differing pressure systems.
• You can't spell "SpellCheck" without "check."
  
• Feed your cat daily.
• A guitar is just a violin without a bow.
• To run a marathon, you have to travel 26.22 miles.
• Canning your own vegetables saves you money AND vegetables, but it uses up your cans.
• Everybody is blind if they shut their eyes.
• When it comes to plagues, more isn't necessarily better.
  
• If the egg smells like sulphur, it's gone rotter.
• Lifted weights must be put down, which is where the strength of the Earth comes in.
• Spend a nickel less every day, and you'll be slightly increasing your pay.
• If somebody smells, but you're not sure who it is, just keep your mouth shut.
• The past has already passed you, don't let the future pass you.
  
• Leave all tales untattled.
• Road rage and roid rage have a lot in common.
  
• Corn isn't the only vegetable that can be popped.