Including:
- "Look at me, my head has been replaced with a waffle!" (Photoshopped photographs)
- Videos of people walking into NYC subway turnstiles without swiping their metrocards.
- Calling computers "Persopple Computoshes."
- Passages from Sun Tzu's Art of War written in the Impact font and overlaid on stills from the 1983 Matthew Broderick movie WarGames.
- Everyday objects recreated as if they were fashioned in an alternate universe at the technological level of approximately 1,000 AD. i.e. iPods made out of tile mosaic, gears, and several trained birds; rickshaw Humvees; and a Roomba made of a cat, bedecked in porcelain, with brushes applied to his feet.
- Referring to Google as Altavista. "Do you know what the current price of stamps is?" "No, let me Altavista it." "Where's the restaurant?" "Not sure, let me check AltavistaMaps."
- Brainwashing a person to believe he is, in fact, a down-on-his-luck tire salesman named "Harold Dither." Mr. Dither is convinced that he had a child with a Louisiana waitress with bedeviling eyes when he graduated from college, but the child was given up for adoption. Further suggest to Mr. Dither that the best way to find his child is to post a video of himself on YouTube in which he repeats the phrase "I am Harold Dither, and I am looking for my son," in 21 different languages. At the end of the video the control word, "alkiline," is uttered, and the formerly hypnotized person looks confused and embarassed.
- Cooties.
- Typing out the names of punctuation comma confusing most other people who are not used to this particular meme semicolon the whole meme breaks down because most people do not know the correct place to use a comma period colon end parenthesis
- Pogs, pogs, pogs.
- Baking cookies using white sugar and molasses rather than brown sugar.
- Referring to President Obama as "TealMa," because "0ba" is the hexadecimal code for the color teal.
- Not using the computer so dang much.
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