Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A Prank A Day Blog

  • The orange exports of the state of California are replaced with tiny basketballs.
  • Offer to shake your friend's hand. Woah! Too slow!
  • XFL.
  • Post a list of items regarding your displeasure with the current direction of the Church, particularly its usage of indulgences, to the door of a church in Wittenberg, thus starting the Reformation.
  • Place your thumb between your index and middle fingers. You now have someone's nose.
  • A bucket of golf balls is placed on a slightly ajar door. The person who owned the golf balls spends a while looking for the bucket, before finally finding it. "Who put my bucket of golf balls up here?" the owner of said golf balls asks, taking the bucket carefully off of the door. You yell "April Fools!"
  • Cause the Beatles to disband.
  • Noogies.
  • Replace X-Lax with an even more potent laxative.
  • The U.S. prison population is released; everyone else is imprisoned.
  • Fill the year 2010 with ketchup and feathers.
  • The entire blog is revealed to be fake.

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