Daily Blog of Suspicious Activities

• Questioning Authority
• Repeating Statements Made by Authorities in a Sarcastic Manner
• Comparing Actions Made by the Authorities to 1984 or Animal Farm
• Evasive Smirking
• Speaking in Pig Latin
• Listening to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" More Than Once a Half-Decade
• Loud, Angry Sighing
• Buttering Bread That is Not Your Own
• Offering A High Five, But Then Removing Hand Ostentatiously and Declaring "Too Slow."