Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Blog of Rejected Transformers

Robots that turn into:
  • Bust of Abraham Lincoln.
  • Turns from robot to slightly smaller robot.
  • Chinaman.
  • Sheet cake. (Has helper robots that are candles.)
  • Broom.
  • Hagrid, from the Harry Potter series.
  • A Tuna Fishing Boat.
  • Betamax player.
  • Roomba.
  • Instructional guide on how to dance the "robot."
  • An idea.
Please note that the preceding list does not distinguish whether or not each robot was a good "Autobot," (from the greek "auto," meaning "self," and "bot," the shortened form of robot. Autobots are "self robots," or, to be more precise, "self-actualized robots," meaning they are at peace with themselves) or an evil "Decepticon," (a combination of "deceptive" and "conniving," meaning the Decepticons are decieving themselves into thinking that they are good). This is because it is not up to us to decide if a robot is good or evil, and it is not made that way. It must find its own way over time to Autobot or Decepticon.

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