August 14th, 889 AD
Jerard Cooperson eats an entire loaf of bread while farming.
December 19th, 1978
Robert Benjamin opens up his few meager birthday presents, only to be told that he will receive the big presents on Christmas, 6 days from now. Not for the first time, he feels cheated.
May 3rd, 1936
Thomas Stowl sees a penny, picks it up, then tells his family, currently walking with him, "See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck!" His family pretends not to hear him.
September 19th, 2007
Daniel Hightower checks his email, finds he has not received any, then clicks "Reload" on the off chance that he received email in the several seconds that had passed. He had not.
June 23rd, 15920 BCE
A monkey burps, then laughs.
October 5th, 1983
Carl Blankenship realizes that disco is dead. This does not affect him in any meaningful way.
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