Blog of Things to Say During Awkward Conversations

• Well, this is awkward, right?
• I have a hearing problem, and I didn't hear any of that. Let's move on.
• What's that over there? I'm going to leave while you look.
• Right, right.
• I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about something else.
• So, ever played Monopoly? That's quite the game.
• Let's just eat, okay?
• I'm dying.